Man, you gotta love it when freaky-deaky sex stuff comes out and mainstream news has to find the politest way to put it.
It's a gangbang. With one cheerleader and 6 football players. Man...fuck your pom-pom shit...just give 'em a gangbang and they'll be RARIN' TO GO for the big game.
And apparently it was entirely consensual. Which means either that girl is a fuckin' FREEEEAK or she's lying out of fear of the football players. Either way, I'm not sure if this news story is arousing or just hilarious...
But one thing that isn't either is the fact that the school's administration made the team forfeit that week's game. It gives me tremendous delight to imagine stuffy, small-town bureaucrats thinking: "Hhhuhhnnh, that'll teach those boys to fill up every hole she had! And she still probably had a dick in each hand to boot!"
Part of me wants to say that this situation is simply too freaky to get angry about. Part of me is angry that despite the sex being (I can't capitalize "allegedly" enough, so I won't try) consensual, the team was still punished for it.
And part of me wants to know just how the hell that girl is feeling.
Satiated, I'd like to think.
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