You know, I wasn't even going to finish
this shit. I was fully intent on never thinking about this piece of
electronic sod again. It was a transient horror, and I could take
solace in the fact that I only rented it, and returned it with
weapons-grade satisfaction. But I can't avoid it, because an innocent
girl handed me a poster advertising it today at Free Comic Book Day.
And that girl told me, not knowing my horribly unsatisfactory experience in renting it, that I could try out the game in the
trailer parked outside the comic book shop. I cannot possibly
replicate the noise I made in print.
