Showing posts with label Gratuitous Violence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gratuitous Violence. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Visual Viagra

That's this trailer for Indonesian action movie The Raid:


Every frame is like a fucking cluster fragmentation rocket grenade, exploding your eyes full of red-hot razor-sharp ACTION. This trailer gives guns ERECTIONS.

And I think it's about time we had a ball-busting, hole-fucking, rip-roaring hip-shooting old-fucking-school action movie to teach the current crop how it's done. Hint: REAL STUNTS.

SECOND HINT: GUN BONERS.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

This Is the Cure for My Liberal Rage.

Mindless violence. Aw jyeah.

Ghost Rider is a hero with a killer look, but I've always felt that's pretty much all he's been able to bring to the table. But that's not necessarily a detriment...there's a time when all of us crave simplicity in the form of one dimension. For some, that dimension is beauty.

For me, it is violence. Glorious face-melting arm-lopping 80's gratuitous head-explody violence.

And that's why this this trailer for "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" reeally excites me. We'll see what the final film looks like, but for now, it looks like a really loopy, carefree, balls-to-the-wall fuckfest of fun violence. And where they could have gone too dark and gritty, they've gone ridiculous awesomefun. Awesun. Fawesome.

Check it out.