Regarding Hot Girls...

I was perusing Caveman Circus the today. It's a consistently good source for fap-worthy pictures. But today, what caught my eye was the "Girl-Of-The-Day", as it were, a blond whose only given name was "Breezie Stardust", which sounds like a flavor of Downy detergent.

Anyway, I noticed that in several pictures, she seems to be very angry at the photographer. The reason I say that is she's flipping off the camera. In pictures where she's holding the camera, this can be very awkward.

Note to attractive women: giving the middle finger does not make you "cool", "edgy", "hot", or "a rebel". It's something little kids do by accident. First of all, you already have large, round tits, and so guys will think you're whatever you want them to think you are just with a few verbal suggestions. Don't try to look spunky by flipping off photographers.

Luckily, as I said, you are attractive. When guys do it, it's even worse. I could understand if Native Americans flipped off photographers, but all, repeat ALL gentlemen have no business giving the finger in your Facebook profile pic.

"THAT'S MY SOUL YOU'RE STEALING, ASSWIPE--"

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Curmudgeon...

Every once in a while, it feels real good to find something that's diabetically trite and "romantic" and sappy and just shit all over it. Cover the bastard. Just floods of ass-gravy. And it's even better when the end result is HILARIOUS (and really, with floods of ass-gravy, how could it not be?).

With that in mind, I present these pictures. A compilation of them can be found here at Caveman Circus, but really they're all around the Internet, and especially on 4chan. The originals are trite hipster faux-philosophy bullshit, and that's why I love these..."revisions". They brighten my day far more than the original posters would have.